A Report about the Dutch in their natural habitat.
Good day, dear reader. When you are reading this, you'll likely have heard of the taint that besets this world. Of course, it is described in great detail elsewhere on this site. The taint is old, and evil. It has firmly manifested itself in the Dutch, who over the years have become living incarnations of vileness and loathsomeness.
If you are still doubting the righteousness of this crusade, read on, and I'll present you with a report about the daily life of the Dutch in their natural habitat. I hope that by reading this, the blinds will be taken off your eyes, and you'll understand why this crusade it justified.
We start in a city in the Netherlands. Should you ever get the chance of visiting Amsterdam do so, and don't get stoned, but watch the Dutch. Their conspicuous vileness is unsettling. When you sit on a bench in the park at 6 am, you will see the first Dutch strolling along.
Paperboys. Normally, these people bring the newspaper to your house, but not here, not in the Netherlands. First of all, there is no news in the newspaper. It is propaganda, to make the Dutch feel proud and informed. However, only a few Dutch actually get to read this newspaper, since out of the 10 paperboys you'll see, 8 will just throw the papers away, and go home to sleep some more. The vile, lazy creatures that they are fail to do their job properly.
But stay at the bench, and try to resist the urge to kill them. For more will come, and this is nothing compared to what will come next. Between 7 and 8 am, it gets busy in the park, People are walking their dog, and of course, they have their dog shit everywhere where it's not allowed to. Resist the urge to say anything about it, or they might attack you. Also resist the urge to have them eat the dog shit because remember, you are alone, and the Dutch travel in packs.
At this time, the first joggers also arrive. Fat, puffing people in clothes too tight running circles in the park, and destroying the eerie silence, by just being there, making noises and offering a generally unpleasant view.
It gets even worse, around 8 am, you'll see the first students crossing the park, always in groups, always making obnoxious sounds and always destroying things when they can. The taint is deep, and even children are affected. These students are seen by their proud parents as the future of the Netherlands, and the perfect human being. Another piece of evidence about how the Dutch are not aware of the vile incarnations of the taint: they embrace their own infection, and see it as the only good way to live! But again, I urge you not to take your automatic weapon out yet. Restrain yourself, and try to live through this day, in order to become Enlightened.
Time to walk into the city. I won't say "be prepared", for if you walk into the city the first time, it's impossible to prepare yourself for what you will encounter. You'll see a crowded city with people minding their own business, not helping others, but merely being selfish and only hunting down their own hedonistic goals in life.
If you hinder them in any way (and mind you, you can already hamper them by just standing there) they'll push you out of the way, snap at you, and yell things about them not liking your face. This might happen at other places as well, but the Netherlands is the only place where this behaviour is generally accepted, and can be seen everywhere around you.
Now, try to walk in a shop. Try to silently wait in the line for your turn. Hah! It takes at least two hours if you don't shout, and don't wriggle and worm yourself to the front of the line. Decent people stand no chance, and won't be helped. I believe this to be a leftover from old times, from the animal instinct in the Dutch, some twisted form of Survival of the Fittest. You need to get to the front of the line, by all means possible, or you'll be ignored.
After these experiences, you might have the urge to run back to the park. Students, dogs and jogging people suddenly don't seem that bad anymore, and are preferred over the city.
Now, alright, run back to the park. It's 1pm by now, and everyone has awoken. When you enter the park, you'll see the first families pick-nicking, and encouraging their children to be loud, run around and be a pain for normal people like you.
As previously stated, the taint runs deep, and gets obvious and conspicuous more every new generation. If you can restrain yourself from killing these worthless oxygen-stealers, you can walk on, only to see the first couples making out on the grass. Gross, they're like animals, they do not have the human urge to privacy, but instead make out in the middle of the park. I suspect this to be some left-over primal instinct, just as the behaviour shown in shops.
You will now get the feeling of being trapped. Stuck between the city and the park. Welcome to Dutch reality. This is the everyday life for the Dutch, and they do not even think it weird. Treacherous, vile people, without any form or notion of ethics.
When you manage to survive the rest of the day, (and the day will be long, and full of more examples of vile Dutch behaviour) you can enter a pub at around 11 pm. You might think that a pub is to drink a beer and relax, but you couldn't be more wrong.
In the Netherlands, a pub is to show oneself off, drink too much, and get into fights. You will see it directly at entering. Loud, tall, obnoxious people, shouting and drinking and just being Dutch! All bestial instincts of the Dutch will surface here. They'll try everything possible to get first to the bar and get their beer. As everyone does that, and it's fairly crowded, tensions rise pretty quickly.
Fights can happen, and be prepared, for you are not to end them, no, the Dutch will form a circle around the fighting, and cheer for their favourite, amused as they are by the blood. Their bestial instincts scream for violence and blood it seems.
If you walk away from the fight, you'll see that the couples who were making out in the park earlier today, are now gathered together in the corners of the pub, and are STILL making out, possibly creating more of these wretched Dutch.
I personally got sick at this point, It wasn't just the vileness, I prepared myself to see that, but it was the way in which it was generally accepted and integrated into everyday life. If you walk back to the park, you stumble across junks and beggars. Do not look at them, do not give them anything. After all they are Dutch, and in a group.
If you hesitate only a moment, and lower your guard only a moment, they will just as easy rob and kill you. The park is no safe haven anymore, and right now, you'll get the urge to panic, since you don't know where to go.
However, stay calm. Go to a hotel, pick a room, ignore the bellboy and receptionist, (they are Dutch after all, and shouldn't be trusted!) go to your room, lock it and then you can sleep. Don't get outside before 10 am the morning after. When you get outside, run to the train station and the airport, and make sure you get as far away as you possibly can.
Because trust me, the Dutch are vile, and for now, the taint is still centered in the Netherlands, and could be easily wiped out. But we must act swiftly and decisively, else it will spread, and behaviour as shown above will spread like a cancer throughout the world!
Right now, destroying the Dutch can save the world, but again, we must be quick and steadfast! I have seen much of the world, but even I was astounded by my experiences in the Netherlands, and never again do I want to see such things, and I'll do everything i can to prevent this taint from taking over the world. Join us, in this noble goal, and we will smite the Dutch back into the abyss they came from!
